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Better Demotivational Poster


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm
Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)

MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.

TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.45/5

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astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...

REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight

TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.59/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am
That's funny. 5 lions.


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm

i lol'd

PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company

TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm
…and it’s a dry heat


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!

COFFEE - Makes the universe better

TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


TAGS: pills better or worse
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:54 am
Minor health issues for me. But stopped taking meds for 3 years, and flu/colds/etc., are a rare occurence for me now. And I feel MUCH better :)
CloudchaserS - October 16, 2011, 4:54 am
True, sometimes the side effects are worse than when the medication is meant to prevent
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:39 am
likewise, I've seen enough friends/relatives worse off for taking pharmacological products.
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 9:31 am
I once wondered about that. Then I was told that not taking care of our bodies would be like if someone gave me a nice car and I didn't take care of it saying "It'll eventually conk out anyway."

Insomnia -

TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best

TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm

KILL RECORD - I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him Or a very creepy unique stencil

PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother

TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

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TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter

FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar

TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by house

mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


L-I-N-U-X -

NUNS - One of these does not belong. Do you see it?

THE ECONOMY - It’s Getting Better and Better

TAGS: it s getting better and better
Rating: 2.33/5


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me

GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.

TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!

Christmas 2015 -

TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

TAGS: allah akbar god is great but twinkies are better
Rating: 1.89/5

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know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm

MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm
The richer the better! Nice job!



TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
5L Hammy.

BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.

CHUCK - He's better than you.

TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-

No Mo Mocha -

TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!


TAGS: why dogs are better than people
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm
ChaChing!! 5L



TAGS: hose down better half
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:01 pm


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am
is that a p5g ? :)


TAGS: why dogs better than people
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

440wakeup - August 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
They do too, if only you cuddeled you know the truth
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:54 pm
p***ert. 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:17 pm

been there....5 barking ex-gf's
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Amsome pzyk. 5L


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L

BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!

SIBLINGS - Today i noticed my brother was acting different I immediately noticed the improvement


TAGS: wall e walle wall e sparta better than you pwn
Rating: 2.64/5

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Demotivator - April 28, 2009, 12:07 pm
A Demotivator is a surprise Mindf*** from behind, it is a lowblow to your selfsecurity, a Demolition Team for the Fundamental Truths of your thinking, this Demotivator, alhtough beautifull is non of it. Sorry, you can do better.
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 1:07 pm
I do what I can.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 17, 2008, 12:46 pm
A horrible poster, bereft of any attempt at creativity is once again enlivened by an idiotic comment followed by an appropriate wtf by the Captain. LMAO!
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 10:09 am
The f*** is a rubic cobe?
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:02 am
No he aint- I can do the rubic cobe

IT'S ALL VOTES AND FAV'S - Until you're caught peeping at his poster girls

TAGS: better run
Rating: 2.18/5

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BITCH - Betta Have My Money!

TAGS: b**** dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am
South African Rand! Represent!

Marriage -

TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


TAGS: goodbye ring quitting divorce better
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm


THE WEDDING VOWS - Father would you please define the for worse part ?

Seniors -

TAGS: special soup elderly bigger better rerun can nowsee the w
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:43 pm
I've always though that alphabet soup was discriminatory against the vision impaired. This is a step in the right direction, but what about the blind? Where's the braille alphabet 5oup?

And He Said... -

TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D

Better Planet -

Jealousy -

TAGS: jealous aware you are better
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ron2 - May 18, 2013, 1:34 pm
eight letters in the tray?

THATS STRANGE - I asked God to keep me safe from my enemies and everyone disappeared


TAGS: world better effort
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Thanks guys!
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 8:16 am
Plus the Toilet Seat Covers dispenser was EMPTY!
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 2:59 am
LoL. Great poster. Fav'd and hung up in our porta potties outside... : )


TAGS: snickers kim jong un better
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:10 am
Dunno a good skit of the original advert, maybe the little twit would feel better if he did eat the capitalist, imperialist snack, only thing worse is the twit hitting the big red b***on!!
forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:03 am
It's funny, but I gave it 2L because I saw it many times. There is no need to copy, you're better than that, Ism! ;)

DETERMINATION - I might be old, deserted and forgotten But I won't give up until that perception has changed A bit of attention and you'll make me withstand anything

TAGS: determination to become better
Rating: 3.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:54 pm
They say if a b***erfly flaps its wings, it can create tornadoes on the other side of the world... so I'll have to answer with "pesticides"
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 pm
O come ye mighty twisting wind….. what took you so d*** long?


Twilight -

TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm
Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.



TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"

CULOS - He's as smooth as glass and he's after your....

TAGS: march challenge cartoon better watch your ass
Rating: 4.38/5

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spacedog - March 19, 2010, 6:05 pm
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:23 am
*snickers* 5L
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 10:01 am
Thats amsome. 5Smooth L's for you sir


TAGS: better keep running
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:21 am
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 10:31 am
Oh, ****. Little help? xD
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:44 am
He "catches" his allll the time!
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:43 am
LD - always chasing tail.
ICEMAN - March 13, 2010, 12:39 am
My guess is she will be invited back... if she survives.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:34 am


TAGS: better than *** day
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

The Goat - March 12, 2010, 8:27 pm
If I didn't know better I'd say that one is Shawn Michaels!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
Nice one Iceman

SNAKE CLEANING - Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.

DESK JOB - Better than a no desk job!

TAGS: desk job better
Rating: 3.25/5

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Derek - June 14, 2010, 8:31 pm
Newton - as you've never seen him before!

PETER PAN - This is what happens when you leave your kids alone TOO long.

TAGS: better leave peter pan
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by MissRed

MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:05 am
Oooooh my....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
That reminds me....it's 5butjam's birthday.........Toss that salad m**********r!!!!!
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
Oranges and a**! Both are in sales. There's worse family traditions.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
I wouldn't know....she's Aggy's sister.
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:42 pm
Demanding little h***er ain't she?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:37 pm
That's what she said!
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:36 pm
Come again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
Repeat grew up to be a trans***ual c******d.....It's sad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:13 pm
As a twin, I'm offended....my parents made us wear "Pete and Repeat" shirts....I was Pete.
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:07 pm
No need to reply to that dumb a** question. Just reminded me of it...
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:05 pm
Pete and re-pete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off...who's left?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
Peter Peter......whaaaa.too easy?
MO - May 22, 2010, 7:42 pm
Peter beater?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:21 pm
Peter Pantywaist?
Mongo - May 22, 2010, 5:06 pm
Peter Puffer?
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:52 pm
Peter Pansy?
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:25 pm
Ya know after awhile he's almost kinda cute...In a weird p*** kinda way...


TAGS: actually cheese smells better
Rating: 2.92/5

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DrEvo82 - September 28, 2009, 12:26 pm


All That Glitters -

TAGS: all that glitters nevermind a heart of gold silver is better
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 7, 2014, 9:11 pm
Oh-h-h-H-H-h-h, siiiiilverheaaaart…..you egotistical hog (I love you) anyone see my meds?
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:43 pm
Glad someone caught that
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:42 pm
I prefer the words of Sri Syadasti: "tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Greeny - October 7, 2014, 7:44 pm
silver is better...lol
Thedge - October 7, 2014, 4:01 pm
Thinking Neil Young had some wisdom on subject. Excerpt - "Keep me searching for a heart of gold. You keep me searching and I'm growing old" But, no indication of despair, eh? Dead and cold? Don't give up the ship. 'tis an ill wind that blows no good.

uniformity -

TAGS: better existence
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:18 am
Who’s yer therapist, Missy? Pretty sure I need one now.
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:54 am
5L Sho! Wish I could get the therapist to understand that.

The Bucket List -


smart phone sax -

HOMELESS - Location, location, location.

TAGS: some parks better than others
Rating: 4.94/5

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falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 4:57 pm
When you're homeless, the world is your home. Quite contradictory.


TAGS: it better fly high
Rating: 4.91/5

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GySgt1811 - November 9, 2010, 8:59 pm
Oh look, an Osprey! Quick, make a wish!


TAGS: better than being with her
Rating: 4.86/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:38 pm
move over it looks like there is enough room in the box for 2
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:18 pm
LOL how true very true

HOLD ON - she says she's not dead yet

TAGS: feeling better
Rating: 4.77/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 25, 2010, 3:04 pm
it's merely a flesh wound
Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:14 am
I'm feeling better! 5L
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:26 pm
don't worry she'll be dead in a minute. 5L's
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 7:46 pm

geez airman....awesome ...5Lmfao



TAGS: lessons are better learnt by doing
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

spacedog - March 7, 2013, 8:03 pm
HA! Five second rule.
motifayk - February 1, 2013, 10:52 am
I often wonder after seeing a few things, how do people reach for the camera in situations like these?!
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:39 am
Sharing...with dig my dog as well.


TAGS: trust me on this dudes and dudettes this is very funny and will change the world though maybe not for the better
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Sean

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 12:16 am
PM?...Prostate massage?, Thank god for that.
Sean - March 19, 2011, 12:09 am
PFS? Penile Flacidity Syndrome? All right. Who blabbed? Somebody's never getting another PM from me, that's for sure.
narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:32 pm
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
Ah hahahaha! Ha! YES!!!
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 1:01 am
To be fair, the portion of the ship that is still above water still has power. It's okay to sink to your death so long as you can see the flood coming.




TAGS: 2l bombers are no better
Rating: 4.39/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:42 am

agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:39 am
That's the job of the internet, not the fine moderators who work hard to make sure that innocent motifakers aren't subjected to roses with pistils.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:36 am
But that's the whole point of the Internet...Awww
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
And none of us want to get you off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
I feel surrounded by mods......It's kinda like being in court (not that I'd know)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:34 am
thatonechick - July 11, 2010, 11:33 am
I see 1 lion, but I gave it2. :P Just because of your tags...
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:31 am
No way! I was at the zoo... he was trying to make me laugh... I swear! Awwww... d***, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
1L. this is obviously shopped...
rerun - July 11, 2010, 11:23 am

I am inspired to make a moti-voyeur poster
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:22 am
Clowny Freaks! LMAO



ASPIRATIONS - Whatever Good Things We Build End Up Building Us.


TAGS: definition better than calling it thingamabob
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:11 pm
...of one who has had the snip

DOWNWARD SPIRAL - Trying to engage your mind after being lazy for too long, and failing. Another Motifake attempt bites the dust.

TAGS: must better intellectually challenge myself
Rating: 4.17/5

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CloudchaserS - February 10, 2012, 12:36 am


TAGS: much ado about nothing johnny was better
Rating: 4.14/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Yes yes yes yes.... a thousand times yes!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 6:21 pm

what, you don't like my "movies" now? Ah, I remember, they were evidence....never mind
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I'd really prefer not to have to see anything ReRun is showing, thank you very much. 5L
Who Cares? - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I don't think I've watched an entire Tonight Show since Carson left.

LOGICDUDE - After he donates his body to science, he will bear a striking resemblance to Courtney Love

TAGS: ld for the betterment of society
Rating: 4.12/5

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ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:43 pm
Although I don't think LD needs to be quarantined when traveling abroad.

BETTER THAN SEX - surviving the rigorous challenges of Moderator Boot Camp

TAGS: better than ***
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:35 pm
Newsflash: I've stopped doing that with the new mods. 5L for nostalgia, though.

DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"

TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake
Rating: 3.71/5

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CANADA - November 23, 2009, 3:41 pm
there are only 3!!!! the others dont count
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Worst one of the three. Yes, I said THREE!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:52 pm
Temple of Doom! epic movie!

ROVER - I can't believe they turned him into a cookie!

TAGS: i can t believe it s not b***er or better
Rating: 3.67/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 2:48 pm
it's not a cookie, it's a dog bisquit!!


MY LAST SUBMISSIONS - Crashed and Burned.

TAGS: sorry ya all i can do better
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:20 am
You must be new....We revel in sick here....It's our life's blood.
mspradlin - June 2, 2010, 9:18 am
Funny Statement....pathetic choice of images, that's just sick....sorry man.

FIRST KISS - You will spend the rest of your life wondering if you could of done it better.

TAGS: first kiss life wondering better
Rating: 3.5/5

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dslohand - May 20, 2012, 9:41 am
LOL 5 smooches After the first kiss it goes down hill from there? maybe?
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 7:14 pm
Best to have several for those important days in her life too. Wedding....birth of 1st child...(lol). Threats and bribes take you a far way as a parent!
SteveFurlong - May 18, 2012, 7:03 pm
Thanks! I have a GREAT idea of a picture to take of my 4-y-o... for blackmail when she's a mouthy teenager.

14 NISAN -



TAGS: some things are better than whip cream
Rating: 3.31/5

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drog - January 5, 2010, 6:29 pm


TAGS: hobbes deserves better
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - May 10, 2009, 12:42 pm
110% yes!


CULOS - Leaves them wanting more.


TAGS: better pictures ftw
Rating: 2.38/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:54 pm
And if you need a target, I rejected that one and approved this one. Welcome to motifake... here's your sham-wow to cry into.
TheABC - October 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
geez i get it already
Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:11 pm

dude seriously, the mods reject most posters and do so as a favor to the community as well as the contributors. contact anyone on this site for help if you're serious about making decent posters.
Neener - October 30, 2010, 3:38 am
He means buy a new tv.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2010, 3:37 am
This sucks Hard. You should be ashamed of yourself.

THOMAS JEFFERSON - Bukake target for gun nuts.

TAGS: oh the second amendment oh oh oh oh i better wipe that off
Rating: 2.15/5

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Verrater - February 18, 2011, 10:40 pm
TJ was a gun nut you moron and so am i. :) "One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. The Writings of Thomas Jefferson, (Memorial Edition) Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.
whatukno - June 13, 2010, 1:32 am
dunno, do you fap to a picture of Thomas Jefferson when you conceal your firearm?
MadTarnsman - June 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
It's "bukkake" and I guess a concealed carry permit makes me a gun nut??