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Better Demotivational Poster


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm, #242741
Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am, #242722
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am, #242718
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm, #233899
awesome
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm, #233885
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm, #233883
Brillant.


BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...




REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #239115
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am, #234830
That's funny. 5 lions.


WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am, #228281
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm, #227819
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm, #227773

i lol'd


PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company


TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm, #232543
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm, #232531
…and it’s a dry heat


CHOICE -


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Rick69

gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm, #228163
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!


COFFEE - Makes the universe better


TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm, #241850
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm, #241832
Amen! :)


RED PILL, BLUE PILL -


TAGS: pills better or worse
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:54 am, #225188
Minor health issues for me. But stopped taking meds for 3 years, and flu/colds/etc., are a rare occurence for me now. And I feel MUCH better :)
CloudchaserS - October 16, 2011, 4:54 am, #225151
True, sometimes the side effects are worse than when the medication is meant to prevent
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:39 am, #225120
likewise, I've seen enough friends/relatives worse off for taking pharmacological products.
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 9:31 am, #225119
I once wondered about that. Then I was told that not taking care of our bodies would be like if someone gave me a nice car and I didn't take care of it saying "It'll eventually conk out anyway."


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm, #252224

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm, #252223
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm, #252218

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


IRRATIONAL FEAR -




TURKEY - This Years Was the Best


TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by randomosity

BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm, #142527
ummmm...TurBacon


KILL RECORD - I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him Or a very creepy unique stencil




PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

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TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm, #207168
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm, #207163

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm, #207162
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm, #207150
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm, #207112
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar


TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm, #221345
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


THINGS COULD BE.... -




L-I-N-U-X -




NUNS - One of these does not belong. Do you see it?




THE ECONOMY - It’s Getting Better and Better


TAGS: it s getting better and better
Rating: 2.33/5


WORDS TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am, #224663
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me


GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.


TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am, #175530
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm, #175488
Ditto
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm, #175477
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm, #175465
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm, #175463
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm, #175461
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am, #169050
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am, #169049
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am, #169037
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169036
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169035
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am, #169034
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am, #169032
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am, #169030
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am, #169029
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am, #169027
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm, #168929
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm, #168883

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm, #168879
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm, #168877
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.


TAGS: allah akbar god is great but twinkies are better
Rating: 1.89/5

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know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm, #160535
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants


OPTIMISM -




GIFTED -


TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm, #217794
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm, #217793
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm, #217782
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am, #217743
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am, #217742
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm, #217710
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am, #217626
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm, #203079
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm, #203064
5L Hammy.


BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




CHUCK - He's better than you.


TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm, #44229
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm, #18494
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am, #11768
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-


No Mo Mocha -


TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm, #259156
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am, #259126
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm, #259112
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am, #259095
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm, #259079
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am, #259076
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!


CONSISTENT -


TAGS: why dogs are better than people
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm, #189125
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm, #189104
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm, #189100
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm, #189097
ChaChing!! 5L


WHAT IS TO COME -




SUMMER DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: hose down better half
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:01 pm, #236546
YEAH!


THE FASHION STATEMENT -


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am, #229502
is that a p5g ? :)


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE -


TAGS: why dogs better than people
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

440wakeup - August 11, 2010, 9:55 pm, #188916
They do too, if only you cuddeled you know the truth
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:54 pm, #188914
p***ert. 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:17 pm, #188906

been there....5 barking ex-gf's
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 9:15 pm, #188905
Amsome pzyk. 5L


UNCOMMON BEAUTY -


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm, #180103
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am, #180095
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!




SIBLINGS - Today i noticed my brother was acting different I immediately noticed the improvement




WALL-E - BETTER THAN YOU.


TAGS: wall e walle wall e sparta better than you pwn
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Dexanote

Demotivator - April 28, 2009, 12:07 pm, #76152
A Demotivator is a surprise Mindf*** from behind, it is a lowblow to your selfsecurity, a Demolition Team for the Fundamental Truths of your thinking, this Demotivator, alhtough beautifull is non of it. Sorry, you can do better.
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 1:07 pm, #9945
I do what I can.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 17, 2008, 12:46 pm, #9936
A horrible poster, bereft of any attempt at creativity is once again enlivened by an idiotic comment followed by an appropriate wtf by the Captain. LMAO!
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 10:09 am, #9898
The f*** is a rubic cobe?
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:02 am, #9892
No he aint- I can do the rubic cobe


IT'S ALL VOTES AND FAV'S - Until you're caught peeping at his poster girls


TAGS: better run
Rating: 2.18/5

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BITCH - Betta Have My Money!


TAGS: b**** dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm, #110944
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am, #88255
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am, #20140
South African Rand! Represent!


Marriage -


TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm, #247399
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm, #247389
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


CHOCOLATE, COFFEE, AND MEN -


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm, #234179

Thanks!~
MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm, #234178
The richer the better! Nice job!


GOODBYE -


TAGS: goodbye ring quitting divorce better
Rating: 4.87/5

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rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm, #245479

excellent


THE WEDDING VOWS - Father would you please define the for worse part ?




Seniors -


TAGS: special soup elderly bigger better rerun can nowsee the w
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:43 pm, #247482
I've always though that alphabet soup was discriminatory against the vision impaired. This is a step in the right direction, but what about the blind? Where's the braille alphabet 5oup?


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am, #252527
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm, #252513
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm, #252512
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm, #252511
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm, #252510
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm, #252508
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm, #252504
ahahaha, love this! :D


Better Planet -




Jealousy -


TAGS: jealous aware you are better
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ron2 - May 18, 2013, 1:34 pm, #245842
eight letters in the tray?


THATS STRANGE - I asked God to keep me safe from my enemies and everyone disappeared




MAKING A DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: world better effort
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:45 am, #240811
Thanks guys!
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 8:16 am, #240809
Plus the Toilet Seat Covers dispenser was EMPTY!
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 2:59 am, #240803
LoL. Great poster. Fav'd and hung up in our porta potties outside... : )


GUNDAM STYLE -


TAGS: snickers kim jong un better
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:10 am, #245037
Dunno a good skit of the original advert, maybe the little twit would feel better if he did eat the capitalist, imperialist snack, only thing worse is the twit hitting the big red b***on!!
forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:03 am, #245035
It's funny, but I gave it 2L because I saw it many times. There is no need to copy, you're better than that, Ism! ;)


DETERMINATION - I might be old, deserted and forgotten But I won't give up until that perception has changed A bit of attention and you'll make me withstand anything


TAGS: determination to become better
Rating: 3.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:54 pm, #233363
They say if a b***erfly flaps its wings, it can create tornadoes on the other side of the world... so I'll have to answer with "pesticides"
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 pm, #233360
O come ye mighty twisting wind….. what took you so d*** long?


CHAOS -




Twilight -


TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am, #246348
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am, #246273
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm, #246203
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm, #246202
Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm, #246201
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.


EVER SINCE -




SECONDITIS -


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm, #161743
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm, #159754
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm, #159750
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


CULOS - He's as smooth as glass and he's after your....


TAGS: march challenge cartoon better watch your ass
Rating: 4.38/5

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spacedog - March 19, 2010, 6:05 pm, #165738
5Ls.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:23 am, #165638
*snickers* 5L
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 10:01 am, #165632
Thats amsome. 5Smooth L's for you sir


THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: better keep running
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:21 am, #164430
LMAO!
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 10:31 am, #164426
Oh, ****. Little help? xD
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:44 am, #164387
He "catches" his allll the time!
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:43 am, #164385
LD - always chasing tail.
ICEMAN - March 13, 2010, 12:39 am, #164383
My guess is she will be invited back... if she survives.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:34 am, #164378
Hilarious!


WHY SPORTS IS BETTER -


TAGS: better than *** day
Rating: 4.05/5

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The Goat - March 12, 2010, 8:27 pm, #164184
If I didn't know better I'd say that one is Shawn Michaels!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 3:03 pm, #164075
Nice one Iceman


SNAKE CLEANING - Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.




DESK JOB - Better than a no desk job!


TAGS: desk job better
Rating: 3.25/5

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Derek - June 14, 2010, 8:31 pm, #180374
Newton - as you've never seen him before!


PETER PAN - This is what happens when you leave your kids alone TOO long.


TAGS: better leave peter pan
Rating: 3.23/5

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MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:05 am, #177527
Oooooh my....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 9:17 pm, #177285
That reminds me....it's 5butjam's birthday.........Toss that salad m**********r!!!!!
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:52 pm, #177284
Oranges and a**! Both are in sales. There's worse family traditions.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:48 pm, #177283
I wouldn't know....she's Aggy's sister.
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:42 pm, #177282
Demanding little h***er ain't she?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:37 pm, #177281
That's what she said!
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:36 pm, #177279
Come again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:24 pm, #177278
Repeat grew up to be a trans***ual c******d.....It's sad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 8:13 pm, #177277
As a twin, I'm offended....my parents made us wear "Pete and Repeat" shirts....I was Pete.
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:07 pm, #177276
No need to reply to that dumb a** question. Just reminded me of it...
MO - May 22, 2010, 8:05 pm, #177275
Pete and re-pete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off...who's left?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:57 pm, #177274
Peter Peter......whaaaa.too easy?
MO - May 22, 2010, 7:42 pm, #177273
Peter beater?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 7:21 pm, #177272
Peter Pantywaist?
Mongo - May 22, 2010, 5:06 pm, #177264
Peter Puffer?
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:52 pm, #177229
Peter Pansy?
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:25 pm, #177009
Ya know after awhile he's almost kinda cute...In a weird p*** kinda way...


WINEHOUSE -


TAGS: actually cheese smells better
Rating: 2.92/5

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DrEvo82 - September 28, 2009, 12:26 pm, #122392
Or a CRACKHOUSE!!!


BETTER -




All That Glitters -


TAGS: all that glitters nevermind a heart of gold silver is better
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 7, 2014, 9:11 pm, #256921
Oh-h-h-H-H-h-h, siiiiilverheaaaart…..you egotistical hog (I love you) anyone see my meds?
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:43 pm, #256918
Glad someone caught that
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:42 pm, #256917
I prefer the words of Sri Syadasti: "tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Greeny - October 7, 2014, 7:44 pm, #256915
silver is better...lol
Thedge - October 7, 2014, 4:01 pm, #256909
Thinking Neil Young had some wisdom on subject. Excerpt - "Keep me searching for a heart of gold. You keep me searching and I'm growing old" But, no indication of despair, eh? Dead and cold? Don't give up the ship. 'tis an ill wind that blows no good.


uniformity -


TAGS: better existence
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:18 am, #252389
Who’s yer therapist, Missy? Pretty sure I need one now.
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:54 am, #252384
5L Sho! Wish I could get the therapist to understand that.


The Bucket List -




JUDGMENT -




smart phone sax -




HOMELESS - Location, location, location.


TAGS: some parks better than others
Rating: 4.94/5

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falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 4:57 pm, #239520
When you're homeless, the world is your home. Quite contradictory.


WILL IT GO ROUND IN CIRCLES -


TAGS: it better fly high
Rating: 4.91/5

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GySgt1811 - November 9, 2010, 8:59 pm, #202161
Oh look, an Osprey! Quick, make a wish!


MY HALF AFTER THE DIVORCE - AND WELL WORTH IT TO BE RID OF THAT [RANT] moan groan complain [/RANT]


TAGS: better than being with her
Rating: 4.86/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:38 pm, #197924
move over it looks like there is enough room in the box for 2
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:18 pm, #197921
LOL how true very true


HOLD ON - she says she's not dead yet


TAGS: feeling better
Rating: 4.77/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 25, 2010, 3:04 pm, #199697
it's merely a flesh wound
Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:14 am, #199691
I'm feeling better! 5L
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:26 pm, #199631
don't worry she'll be dead in a minute. 5L's
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 7:46 pm, #199438

geez airman....awesome ...5Lmfao


ENJOY TODAY -




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: lessons are better learnt by doing
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - March 7, 2013, 8:03 pm, #244108
HA! Five second rule.
motifayk - February 1, 2013, 10:52 am, #243019
I often wonder after seeing a few things, how do people reach for the camera in situations like these?!
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:39 am, #243013
Sharing...with dig my dog as well.


A GREAT DEPRESSION -


TAGS: trust me on this dudes and dudettes this is very funny and will change the world though maybe not for the better
Rating: 4.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 12:16 am, #214617
PM?...Prostate massage?, Thank god for that.
Sean - March 19, 2011, 12:09 am, #214616
PFS? Penile Flacidity Syndrome? All right. Who blabbed? Somebody's never getting another PM from me, that's for sure.
narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:32 pm, #214612
PFS
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am, #175569
Ah hahahaha! Ha! YES!!!
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 1:01 am, #173071
To be fair, the portion of the ship that is still above water still has power. It's okay to sink to your death so long as you can see the flood coming.


ASPIRATIONS -




OUR FUTURE -




1L BOMBERS -


TAGS: 2l bombers are no better
Rating: 4.39/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:42 am, #184028

nice
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:39 am, #184025
That's the job of the internet, not the fine moderators who work hard to make sure that innocent motifakers aren't subjected to roses with pistils.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:36 am, #184021
But that's the whole point of the Internet...Awww
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am, #184019
And none of us want to get you off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am, #184017
I feel surrounded by mods......It's kinda like being in court (not that I'd know)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:34 am, #184015
Ha!
thatonechick - July 11, 2010, 11:33 am, #184013
I see 1 lion, but I gave it2. :P Just because of your tags...
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:31 am, #184011
No way! I was at the zoo... he was trying to make me laugh... I swear! Awwww... d***, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am, #184010
1L. this is obviously shopped...
rerun - July 11, 2010, 11:23 am, #184006

I am inspired to make a moti-voyeur poster
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:22 am, #184005
Clowny Freaks! LMAO


I ADMIT -




MAJESTY -




ASPIRATIONS - Whatever Good Things We Build End Up Building Us.




CIRCUMVENT -


TAGS: definition better than calling it thingamabob
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:11 pm, #160730
...of one who has had the snip


DOWNWARD SPIRAL - Trying to engage your mind after being lazy for too long, and failing. Another Motifake attempt bites the dust.


TAGS: must better intellectually challenge myself
Rating: 4.17/5

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CloudchaserS - February 10, 2012, 12:36 am, #229249
NIN! NIN! NIN!


FORGET LENO -


TAGS: much ado about nothing johnny was better
Rating: 4.14/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:19 pm, #158317
Yes yes yes yes.... a thousand times yes!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 6:21 pm, #154017

what, you don't like my "movies" now? Ah, I remember, they were evidence....never mind
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm, #154016
I'd really prefer not to have to see anything ReRun is showing, thank you very much. 5L
Who Cares? - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm, #154015
I don't think I've watched an entire Tonight Show since Carson left.


LOGICDUDE - After he donates his body to science, he will bear a striking resemblance to Courtney Love


TAGS: ld for the betterment of society
Rating: 4.12/5

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ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:43 pm, #159321
Although I don't think LD needs to be quarantined when traveling abroad.


BETTER THAN SEX - surviving the rigorous challenges of Moderator Boot Camp


TAGS: better than ***
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:35 pm, #164260
Newsflash: I've stopped doing that with the new mods. 5L for nostalgia, though.


DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"


TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake
Rating: 3.71/5

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CANADA - November 23, 2009, 3:41 pm, #139110
there are only 3!!!! the others dont count
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:36 pm, #139106
Worst one of the three. Yes, I said THREE!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:52 pm, #138194
Temple of Doom! epic movie!


ROVER - I can't believe they turned him into a cookie!


TAGS: i can t believe it s not b***er or better
Rating: 3.67/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 2:48 pm, #176521
it's not a cookie, it's a dog bisquit!!


NOT MAKING THIS FACE -




MY LAST SUBMISSIONS - Crashed and Burned.


TAGS: sorry ya all i can do better
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:20 am, #178812
You must be new....We revel in sick here....It's our life's blood.
mspradlin - June 2, 2010, 9:18 am, #178811
Funny Statement....pathetic choice of images, that's just sick....sorry man.


FIRST KISS - You will spend the rest of your life wondering if you could of done it better.


TAGS: first kiss life wondering better
Rating: 3.5/5

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dslohand - May 20, 2012, 9:41 am, #234878
LOL 5 smooches After the first kiss it goes down hill from there? maybe?
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 7:14 pm, #234816
Best to have several for those important days in her life too. Wedding....birth of 1st child...(lol). Threats and bribes take you a far way as a parent!
SteveFurlong - May 18, 2012, 7:03 pm, #234815
Thanks! I have a GREAT idea of a picture to take of my 4-y-o... for blackmail when she's a mouthy teenager.


14 NISAN -




CRUISES -




NOW STOP THAT -


TAGS: some things are better than whip cream
Rating: 3.31/5

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drog - January 5, 2010, 6:29 pm, #150422
HAWT!


EXTINCTION -


TAGS: hobbes deserves better
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - May 10, 2009, 12:42 pm, #79215
110% yes!


HINDSIGHT -




CULOS - Leaves them wanting more.




BETTER PICTURES -


TAGS: better pictures ftw
Rating: 2.38/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:54 pm, #200376
And if you need a target, I rejected that one and approved this one. Welcome to motifake... here's your sham-wow to cry into.
TheABC - October 30, 2010, 5:23 pm, #200312
geez i get it already
Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:11 pm, #200310

dude seriously, the mods reject most posters and do so as a favor to the community as well as the contributors. contact anyone on this site for help if you're serious about making decent posters.
Neener - October 30, 2010, 3:38 am, #200297
He means buy a new tv.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2010, 3:37 am, #200296
This sucks Hard. You should be ashamed of yourself.


THOMAS JEFFERSON - Bukake target for gun nuts.


TAGS: oh the second amendment oh oh oh oh i better wipe that off
Rating: 2.15/5

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Verrater - February 18, 2011, 10:40 pm, #212691
TJ was a gun nut you moron and so am i. :) "One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. The Writings of Thomas Jefferson, (Memorial Edition) Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.
whatukno - June 13, 2010, 1:32 am, #180144
dunno, do you fap to a picture of Thomas Jefferson when you conceal your firearm?
MadTarnsman - June 12, 2010, 9:08 pm, #180126
It's "bukkake" and I guess a concealed carry permit makes me a gun nut??


Never -


TAGS: wizzzard i got better magic
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:41 am, #261210
LOL! Words of wisdom!!! Choked on coffee, need refill after spillage!! 5 ROTFL lions!!


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